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L2 Wargame: Warmachine Episode 33, Kracken It

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (0.0KB)Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS Brandon, Spence, Jeremey, and Parker talk about Kraken and which Warcaster is the best with...

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TDH60M – Ep. 30 – Dan Vs The SOO Recap

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This week we are joined by Dan from Tectonic Studios! We are gonna talk about MK3 news and of course, cool stuff that Dan makes! Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:02:56 — 72.0MB)Subscribe: iTunes | Android |...

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Battle Driven Episode: 56

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Jeff, Riker, Pyg and Brian answer questions and talk MK III. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/battledriven Email: BattleDriven.Podcast@gmail.com Twitter: @BattleDriven Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:48:30 — 99.3MB)Subscribe: iTunes | Android |...

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What I Learned on the Forums This Week 70

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It’s been a while, hasn’t it? A little announcement happened on Monday that has brought me screaming back to the depths of depravity I once delved. The rehab was going so well, too. In any case, I hope I’m not too rusty at this and that people find it amusing. If I’m being honest, overall the Forums were not as bad as I expected. I suppose optimism is still the dominant state of the community at the moment. I doubt that will last, though. I suppose it’s only a matter of weeks before someone declares that Mark III is worse than Mark I was. Also, if you are hoping that this will be a return to regular updates I wouldn’t hold out too much hope, my support group are very determined and will probably get through my barricades in a matter of hours. Then it’s back to calm walks in the park and aversion therapy via Youtube comments for me. Women Who Complain About Dicks on the Internet Must Be Challenged!! This is an issue that’s very close to my heart. As frequent readers of On The Forums will know I previously revealed that all women are in fact killer robots in disguise who are desperately trying to turn our schlongs into vaginas (to use the technical terms). Now I see that PP has made their pro-killer robot agenda clear by include a woman in their Mark III launch video and sending in their PG hit squad to suppress those ‘raging assholes’ who had the good sense to scream like infantile jackasses in protest to PP’s anti-schlong policy. Thankfully some lone hero has had the courage to dismiss and doubt the word of a woman on the internet, itself such a rarity these days, rather than taking her words at face value like some kind of ‘decent human being’. Given these latest developments, combined with the death of the definitely gender ambiguous Play Like You’ve Got a Pair tagline, anyone who denies the obvious War On Schlongs is living under a hole, probably hiding from the killer robots. I Predicted Mark III! Remember how three years ago when Colossals first came out I said the game was a broken mess and we needed a Mark III to fix it? Well guess who has two thumbs and was right? This guy! Sure three years have passed since then when the game worked fine and people still had a lot of fun playing it, but that doesn’t invalidate my prediction at all. PP also knew the game was broken then, that’s why they started on Mark III based on the suggestions contained in my initial forum post. All you doubters who said the game was fine and didn’t need a Mark III have been proven wrong, and all it took was three long years of waiting. It feels so good to be right. Not that I’m going to gloat or anything, I wouldn’t do that, instead I’m going to just sit here in my awesome Chair of Correctitude and decide whether PP should start on Mark IV now or wait until I see a rule I don’t understand, and therefore must be broken. Be Skeptical. I’m deeply skeptical that Mark III will do what it promises because I haven’t been told...

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TDH60M – Ep. 29 – The Round Table Vs. Mark 3 And Cons

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This week we bring on Bubba and Marc Andre to talk about some big news coming out of PP and info on things to do at your first convention! Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:04:43 — 74.1MB)Subscribe: iTunes | Android |...

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Battle Driven Episode: 55

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Jeff, Dan and Riker discuss the upcoming MKIII. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/battledriven Email: BattleDriven.Podcast@gmail.com Twitter: @BattleDriven Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:37:51 — 89.6MB)Subscribe: iTunes | Android |...

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Battle Driven Episode: 54

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Jeff, Dan and Riker sit down with Conor and Brian for some free rider, company of iron and obligatory nerf blightbringer discussion. I think we mention the holocaust once. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/battledriven Email: BattleDriven.Podcast@gmail.com Twitter: @BattleDriven Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:16:07 — 124.6MB)Subscribe: iTunes | Android |...

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PWMJ and Moosemachine – Mark 3 First Impressions!

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We talk about Mark 3 with The President of Warmachine and the King of the North! Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 27:32 — 31.5MB)Subscribe: iTunes | Android |...

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TDH60M – Ep 28 – Tim And Matt Vs. SOO

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  Miffed Gorax still is Globetrotting so we have replaced him with Tim and Matt the organizers of the Southern Ontario Open! Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:07:12 — 153.8MB)Subscribe: iTunes | Android |...

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TDH60M – Ep 27 – 2 Man CRA

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This week Semi and Maelstrom take the reigns while Miffed is off fishing in Mordor. This week we look at what has come out. Discuss the Explosivo ruling and play a 50pt game Zaal 1 vs Vayl 2 Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 29:55 — 41.1MB)Subscribe: iTunes | Android |...

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