Guild Ball

Guild Ball is the game of medieval fantasy football from Steamforged Games. The Century War has wracked the land, and all that forges the fractious nations of the new Empire together is the blood-sport of Guild Ball, brought together by the scheming Guilds. Will you play the slippery Fishermen, the arcane Alchemists, or the suspicious Union? Read some articles, listen to some podcasts, watch some videos, and maybe you’ll find out which is best for you!

The Pitch, Ep.8

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For our first episode of 2018 Lance and Dan break from thier normal news-reporting habits and get into the nitty gritty of Blacksmiths. Lance has been known to dabble in these waters and Dan has lost to his brother’s Blacksmiths before so they are both experts. Come listen to thier expert opinons and they’ll tell you why the midwest is right and why the UK is wrong. Oh, and if you like this podcast please take a moment to leave a review on iTunes, it really helps a lot with visibility. Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:11:21 — 52.0MB)Subscribe: Android |...

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Chasing the Dragonfather ep 10: The Night Before Cryxmas

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Hello dearest of listeners,   In this episode, Anthony, Klaas, and Ryan discuss lists that they think you need to plan for in 2018. We then give our very funded opinions on the new ADR, and finish by making wild predictions about the 2018 meta, because we’re prophets and wizards like that.   That being said, I don’t want to keep this gem from you:   Twas the night before Cryxmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The wardings were scratched on the chimney with care, In hopes that Asphyxious would not soon be there. The children were huddled all scared in their beds, While visions of bane thralls danced in their heads. And Caine in his ‘leathers, and Seige with no cap, Had just settled their brains for a long winter’s nap. When out on the field there arose such a clatter, He sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window he flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what to his gunfighters eyes should appear, But a swirl of soulfire, and a skeletal glare. With a little soul driver, so lively and quick, A Seether leapt forward, his claws going a-click . More rapid than greyhounds the Helljacks they came, And the Lich whistled, shouted, and called them by name! “Now Seether! now, Slayer! now, Harrower and Canker! On, Ripjaw! On, ‘Ripper! on, on Stalker and Nightwretch! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now dash away, Cygnarans, Dash away all!” As ghostly as moonlight that dapples the grass, When they meet with an obstacle, straight through it they pass. So into the fortress, the steel predators flew, With the eyes full of hunger, and Asphyxious too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The crashing and crunching of an Iron Lich hoof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, With teleportation Asphyxious came with a bound. He was made all of iron, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundle of souls he had held in his cages, And he looked like a nightmare, a fear for the ages. His eyes-how they twinkled! His head without hair! His feat was a dickpunch, his spell list unfair! His droll little mouth was drawn up like in a grin, He clapped his hands gaily as the Spectral Legion came in. The stump of an puppy he held tight in his teeth, And the souls they encircled his head like a wreath. He had a free upkeep, where you’re Bound is all Helly Caine shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly! He was not chubby nor plump, never left on the shelf, Haley cried when she saw him, in spite of herself! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know the grip of true dread. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, Murdering warcasters, then turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside of his...

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The Pitch, Ep.7

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As per usual, Dan and Lance start off by going over some latest SFG news items (resin reboxing, painting contest, ATC cancelled, new regional tournament struction). Then to switch it up a bit Lance and Dan do some shout-outs. Lance has been loving Guild Ball Scrum app and Dan really appreciates Tectonic Craft Studios. Next, Lance talks about his recent tournament experience at Geek City in North Liberty, IA and finally Dan & Lance talk more about some goals for 2018. As always, buy your tokens at And read guild ball content and come create guild ball content at Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:19:24 — 56.2MB)Subscribe: Android |...

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Crippled System Episode 222: No Star Wars Spoilers

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Introductions Painted for Guildball metal only, WTF? Painted models in games? Upcoming events – Guild Ball for ATC – Cancelled ATC + Errata Star Wars Talk no The Last Jedi Spoilers Disney Newborn Princess Disney / Fox merger and you David’s Warmachine Corner – Khador at an event Recommendations Hosts: Andy W, Nathan H, David B Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Follow @CrippledSystem Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:57:45 — 80.9MB)Subscribe: Android |...

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Dark Guidance 31: Cold Grandma is a Hard No

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This week on the podcast Chris, Colin, and Brian discuss the new ADR season and the Champions format. We break down each factions ADR and discuss the most likely pairings. Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:02:24 — 56.0MB)Subscribe: Android |...

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TDH60M – Ep. 98 – Happy Moosemass!

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Hello folks, welcome to the first annual Moosemas Warmachine and Hordes gift idea podcast! No in depth talk or knowledgeable guest on this one, sorry folks. We do a 3man CRA on gift ideas for that miniature gamer in your life that seems to have everything. We also discuss a few of the exciting minions changes that went live and are no longer #fakerules. Dont forget to stick around for the lightning round!   Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:08:48 — 157.5MB)Subscribe: Android |...

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Fully Boosted – Episode 65

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Fully Boosted: A Warmachine and Hordes Podcast.  Episode 65 – This week, we discuss the Blindwater Dynamic Update, and talk about some lists from the upcoming Mid-Atlantic Team Tournament. A little heads up (not that this is news if you listen to us), we get a lot of the rules/interactions wrong but try to correct as many as possible. Facebook – Fully Boosted: A Warmachine and Hordes Podcast Email – Twitter – @Fully_Boosted Not Snakes Gaming – Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:35:53 — 87.9MB)Subscribe: Android |...

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Battle Driven Season 2 Episode 10

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Jake Van Meter sits down with the boys to discuss Legion and all things important in Warmachine. Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:04:53 — 161.1MB)Subscribe: Android |...

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Party Foul: Battle Reports/Dealing with Losing

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Scott and Greg are joined by a special guest Old Man Dave.  Aka Chewy.  Because he is so hairy.  They recap their recent tournament adventures then because of their awesome record we talk about Dealing with Losing. Check out our Patreon. Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:49:37 — 150.5MB)Subscribe: Android |...

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Greg Assembles a Game Tracker

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Much to my amusement.  After assembling my own tracker it was a joy to watch Greg fumble through his.  Disclaimer….Greg is by no means...

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